I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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