Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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