Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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