Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
