I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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