I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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