He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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