well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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