Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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