That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
