Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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