why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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