i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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