Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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