I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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