It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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