One girl and one boy is just not enough.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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