You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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