But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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