So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You need a sexual gate keeper
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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