And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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