Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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