just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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