She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have feelings that need drinking.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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