She announced her abortion via fbk
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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