what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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