She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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