Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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