Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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