5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Holy sore nipples Batman
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
