Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
40s are totally the cure
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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