Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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