Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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