Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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