But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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