I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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