is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
