ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I have aggressive nipples.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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