No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
The adults are the big ones right?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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