I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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