I can't breathe out the right side of my face
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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