this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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