I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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