I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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