Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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