Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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