I can tuck mytits in my pants
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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