I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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