after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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