i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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