trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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